Kid stories

We all know that kids are funny.  That's why we have them, right?  Entertainment! 

Here's my latest from my 3yo daughter:

She was overheard to say, "They kiss with their tongues."
My husband and I freaked out and were about to have a long talk with her, when a neighbor came to our rescue:
"CATS!! The cats! They're watching Aristocats!"
Phew! Yes, cats do kiss with their tongues!  We laughed for the next 5 minutes straight!

What are funny things you're kids have said?  Let's all have a good giggle on this Monday afternoon!